Off station? y0 **** just got real, this high sec scrub wants to fight ~off station~

Sorry but I don't go to high sec. Being as I am a 1337 next level gamer; I have alts that do high sec stuff for me. This prevents my main from turning gay as a result of being in high sec.

Maybe we can do this in 0.0? I realize this probably won't happen. It would require you to travel though space in which you can actually be shot at by anyone and you would probably die to some scrub pirates 1 jump into 0.0.

Thanks for the offer though scrub.

EvE Uni does not have a problem with being war dec'd, they have always welcomed it.

U-Mad is not just a war dec however, It is a six month long perma dec to grief the new player base out of this game.

It is all well and good to say "hey we are teaching them PvP, they are a training alliance they should be happy"

But...... EvE Uni is NOT just a pvp training alliance, it is a NEW PLAYER alliance that teaches all facets of the game.

EvE online is not just pvp. Here in lies the problem. Perma war dec'ing noobs is NOT teaching the day/week old noobies anything about pvp, most of them haven't completed their tutorials yet. I spent three hours in coms with EvE Uni yesterday and most of them were less than a week in the game.

How can you justify wanting to teach these people pvp when the biggest ship they can fly right now is a Reaper?

I have seen a lot of chest puffing and preaching about how somehow EvE Uni is creating the blobs of the future...

Let me flip this around for you... Their pilots have less than 3 mil sp, they can't fly much more than a frigate in most cases and if they cant run missions they can't afford much else but a free noob ship anyway...

So what is their defense against people flying Black OP/Faction battleships against them???? hmmmm let me see, oh I know...


Overwhelming numbers aka BLOB, with a great deal of ecm mixed in for good measure. Its the only option you provide for them to actually come out of this with some sort of self respect.


It's Morons like U-Mad who created the blob mentality and you continue to do so with your actions........

P.S: I doubt you could teach my dog to **** in the corner of the section if you chained her to it.

Ok so let me get this straight, you went from the position of legitimate war targets blah blah " we are just teaching them pvp"

To....

Actually we are seriously butt hurt that the NOOB alliance managed to kill one of us and we want the heads of the leaders due to some sort of grudge...

Yes?

So effectively you are griefing the noob alliance because a noob got the better of you...

Now we are finally getting down to the nitty gritty

Man you high sec scrubs are pretty observant. Actually I joined to awox which was pretty successful. tbh even killing cyno frigs in 0.0 requires infinitely more skill then what you queers do. You see; I fly around a region in which everyone can actually shoot at me.

You fly around easy mode space in which only the people you choose can shoot back. naturally you choose the most incompetent groups of players you can possibly find. This is understandable; it isn't much fun trying to play against people who will actually put up a decent fight. You'd have to dock up your instalocking alpha ships and switch to real pvp ships and you probably don't know how those work.

Just admit it; your whole corp are **** tier gankers that just pop shuttles and noobships on undocks.

Ally Has Joined a War
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2012.09.19 15:05

RvB - BLUE Republic has joined Ivy League in a war against Mentally Assured Destruction. Their participation in the war will start at 2012.09.20 15:04



MAD you look like a fun bunch, I look forward to your excuses when you're sat ship spinning; in turn camped into the station. Either that or I'm looking forward to the nice KM's :).

GAME ON!

Hmmm...

http://postimage.org/image/pcf3zobb5/

Will take the KB's that I know are run by people with correctness OCD over a random screenshot, but thanks all the same. Psst, I can play with paint too.

I also understand why you aren't linking your own KB's for this: http://northernstrike.org/killboard/index.php/cc_detail/1/. Gj.

Saved...thankyou...


Back on topic: Both corps is a little of an exaggeration don't you think? I also noticed the two separate war reports with Red, if you're going to link in game ones, at least do them all. Here's the not-so-rolled blue one:

http://imgur.com/4RPYK

I've also noticed the timing of these decs, you fought us while we were against NC., I think it's fair to say you weren't really relevant at the time, no offence.

"My epeen big. Your 'big epeen' is nothing compared with mine. RvB has seen my epeen and will confirm. Go ahead and pull yours out, you'll see how small it really is after you take a good look at mine."

I demand a public apology for this insult! Also cookies...We've run out. And hookers too, I think someone gaves all our old ones herpes.....

I'm just trying to get this straight in my head, via U-Mad and Team Liquid logic.

1. Low sec has rules in certain areas where you are NOT allowed to gate camp and blob and if you are flashy red and an open target for anyone to shoot with impunity you are exempt from Blobbing by EvE Uni.

2. If another entity breaks your rules, especially a noob training alliance that flies around in frigates that do 50-80 dps t1 fit, you can then grief them forever to teach them a lesson.

3. EvE University is NOT allowed to follow your rule set because they are a noob training alliance that must be taught a lesson about how YOUR rules only apply to yourselves.

4. Asking for help is restricted to players who CHOOSE to pirate, follow low sec security space mechanics and griefers who can't fight anyone else but noobs.

5. Justifying your lack of skills by attempting to redirect peoples attention from your own hypocritical statements to making the noobs look guilty of the same misdemeanors is totally acceptable, but only if you are in U-Mad or Team Liquid.

6. Pitting t2/faction fit ships with high skills against noobs with low sp that do 1/4 the dps back again is legitimate proof that you are good at eve.

Am I correct thus far?

So you are telling me now that you can't tank 7-8000 dps with your six out of corp logi's repping you? That is ofcourse assuming that 100 noob's can focus fire when U-Mad cant even get 17 pilots to focus fire...